today i got locked in a theater in san francisco (after seeing a one man play about a german, possibly autistic, patholigically lying transvestite) and i had to escape through a fire exit. (actually, i'm not sure if it was a fire exit but that sounds more dramatic. it was some sort of emergency, side of the building exit. i'm glad i was cunning enough to find it.). it was quite traumatizing. when i was little, the teachers used to take a head count before they locked someone away in a creepy old building. but now they over estimate the responsibility of high school students.