jess (jess_is_here) wrote,

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1. Copy this whole list into your journal. 2. STAR/BOLD the things that are true about you. 3. Whatever you don't STAR/BOLD is false. 

 When I was younger, I made some bad decisions. I don't watch TV much nowadays. I love olives. I love sleeping. I own lots of books. I wear glasses or contact lenses (or at least i'm supposed to wear my glasses). I love to play video games (double oh seven!). I've tried marijuana. I've watched porn movies (i am ashamed!). I have been in a threesome. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. I believe honesty is usually the best policy (although i wished i lived by this belief). I have acne free skin (if you do i probably hate you).  I curse frequently. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. I have hobbies. I've been told I: (women) have an applebottom, (men) am packing (what the hell is that?). I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. I'm really, really smart (would anyone ever admit that?). I've never broken someone's bones (if only i were so savage...). I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal (everybody does). I hate the rain (i dislike it, but hate is too strong of a word). I'm paranoid at times. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I need money right now (yeah, so hand it over, bitch).  I love Sushi (eh, it's okay but i don't love it.). I talk really, really fast (sometimes). I have fresh breath in the morning. I have semi-long hair (that's kind of vague  but i guess i do.). I have lost money in Las Vegas. I have at least one brother and/or one sister. I was born in a country outside of the U.S. I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis. I have a twin (what a random questions! but i can actually say yes to it.). I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyes in the past. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. I like the way that I look. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. I know how to cornrow (if only i were so cool...). I am usually pessimistic. I have a lot of mood swings. I think prostitution should be legalized. I think Britney Spears is hot (she used to be until she got hickish). I have cheated on a Sig. O. in the past (who the flip says "sig. o?") I have a hidden talent (but it's hidden so i haven't found it yet). I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.  I think that I'm popular. I am currently single. I have kissed someone of the same sex. I enjoy talking on the phone. I practically live in sweatpants (first thing i do when i get home is change into sweats). I love to shop. I would classify myself as ghetto. I have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders. I'm obsessed with my Livejournal.  I'm a pretty good dancer. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. I have a cell phone.  I watch MTV on a daily basis. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. I love drama. I have never been in a real relationship before. I've rejected someone before. I currently have a crush on someone. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. I want to have children in the future. I have changed a diaper before. I've called the cops on a friend before (who does that?!).  I bite my nails. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club. I'm not allergic to anything. I have a lot to learn.  I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger (that's kind of skeezy...). I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie. I am very shy around the opposite sex. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message (almost, but not quite 24/7).  I have at least 5 away messages saved.  I have tried alcohol or drugs at a party. I have made a move on a friend's Sig. O. in the past (stop saying sig. o, you loser.). I own the "SouthPark" movie. I have avoided assignments at school to be online. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum (I had no "chums". sad.). I enjoy country music (not all the time, but it can be amusing). I would die for my best friends (I'm not sure, but i think so. that's another italics one). I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza. I watch soap operas whenever I can. I have used my sexuality to advance my career I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story". Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. I have dated a close friend's ex. I'm happy as of this moment


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