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HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!

Posted on 2005.04.29 at 19:54
Mood: still bored. even more so now.
Music: bright eyes-something vague.
this is tight, but kind of scary.

There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.
The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

Comments:


ex_mirages347 at 2005-04-30 03:24 (UTC) (Link)
HOLY SHIT! i dont appriciate that. they should kill it NOW.
K Love
bound_to_ramble at 2005-04-30 07:43 (UTC) (Link)
thats utterly terrifying
Lyzi
lyzibang at 2005-04-30 20:08 (UTC) (Link)
kay jessie
look at the url of the webpage.
that's right.
it's fake.
jess
jess_is_here at 2005-04-30 23:54 (UTC) (Link)
it's from bbc news! but yeah, i'm not incredibly invested in the validity of the article. just thought it was kind of funny/gross/scary/cool. no need to be condescending!
Lyzi
lyzibang at 2005-05-01 07:07 (UTC) (Link)
oh no. not condescending. just informative.
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