jess (jess_is_here) wrote,

p.s. is it necessary to have a sixty pound model advertising shoes? it's not like she's going to be running in them. she'd break. ugh. magazines. why do i read them? (i guess reading isn't the appropriate verb here, seeing as what i do mostly consists of flipping through the pages dissing the models while secretly wishing that i looked like them).

i'm telling you, the only magazine worth while these days is seventeen because they have hilarious headlines like "they wouldn't let my on the cheerleading squad becase i'm jewish" or "help! my dad is a porn addict!"

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