jess (jess_is_here) wrote,
jess
jess_is_here

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In my parents desparate effort to get me more comfortable on a bike before this stupid family Backroads trip that they are forcing me to go on, we took a bike ride around the lake today. I had to wear this bright purple helmet that was a little small on me, and I looked like a dork. Needless to say I was hoping that we wouldn't see anyone we knew but I wasn't too worried because this is Lake Merrit we are talking about. The grossness of gross, and I didn't think anyone else I knew would be spedning their Saturday afternoon there. So, as we are riding I see this guy who looks exactly like Mike Moore walking towards us. I was almost sure it wasn't him because I don't know why he would be there, I thought he would be hungover or something. I don't know. But as we approached I realized it was him so I said hi, even though I looked like a complete nerd, as did the rest of my family. (especially my dad, who, whenever we go out, makes an effort to look embarrasing-its a fact.) He was polite to my parents, or as polite as one can be in a 30 second encounter, and my parents didn't do anything really mortifying, my dad just said "Well, we have heard a lot about you". Anyway, it was pretty funny. He was there for like a sailing lesson or something which took me by surprise.

I also ran over a pair of Chinese old ladies, and a bunch of ghetto girls. The Chinesse ladies didnt speak English and I tried to move them out of the way but it was no use. The ghetto girls just refused to move, and then started swearing a lot. I sprinted away.

xoxo
jessie
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