jess (jess_is_here) wrote,

"i'd rather have sex with a fat chick than watch 'the ring'"-lyzi diamond. (edit: we later got her to "watch" it [i use the term "watch" loosely because she closed her eyes for the majority of the movie] and she did not, in fact, fuck a fat woman).

pshhh, what a square!

p.s. lyzi and mischa are gross. (but i'll admit, i kind of like being their third wheel, especially when i get cool things like permanent el-jay accounts. get juiced!).

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